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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Writing Music

Creativity can spark from anywhere, however if you never go anywhere then that spark never happens. In the summer of 2008 I was living in Lewiston Idaho with Richard, my best friend from high school. We had a long past of on again and off again friendship, all stemming from our first encounter in 10th grade Government class. It was her that we met, and it was here that we found out we were both musicians. It was here that we formed out first band – K Complex.

About seven years later here we sit in our living room trying to write some new and interesting music. The summer before this one we had written an entire album in a matter of weeks, and just 4 months earlier we wrote a nine minute EP in just two days. These albums were written under a new band named Memorial Man, but now we were stuck. It was early August and we had not written a single piece of music, other than a small harmonica riff I had just recently made up. I would have forgotten all about it had Richard not heard it through the ceiling and ran upstairs to ask me what I had been playing. We needed something. Soon Richard would be going back to school in Corvallis and our summer of music would end with nothing to show for it. Lucky for us, our friend Ryan, who used to sing for K Complex was coming out to Seattle to visit his parents. After a night of discussion we decided to head out to Seattle, pick Ryan up, and then head out to the Wenatchee Mountains.

After the drive to Seattle, with a short stop in Othello to get our picture taken, we picked up Ryan. With our instruments, tents, sleeping bags, food, water, and whiskey in hand we set off to find our haven for the night. Driving along highway 2 was an experience in its self. The lush landscape, covered in mountains and trees is very different from the empty mountains of Lewiston, and the flat swamplands of Florida.




Within just a couple hours we came upon the area we had been seeking, Money Creek Campsite. Money Creek was not quite a river, but much larger than any creek I’ve ever seen. We found the campsite but we also found disappointment when we realized this was a very established camp site, with porto-potties, grills, and loads of annoying families. This would not satisfy us.



We continued driving up the creek, making up random songs and jingles, about an old man we made up who was swept away by the miniscule Money Creek. “Money Creek, It only touched his feet, but he was very weak, it swept him into the deep.” Upon driving up the trail we found a secluded spot under some gigantic trees that we hoped would shelter us if it had happened to rain. Lucky for us, they did shelter us from the heavy downpour, but by sundown we were still very wet and very cold.

Our fire took a little while to start with the rain coming down. The whisky kept us warm for the time being. After the blaze had built up the rain started to seize. We drank about half the bottle of Buffalo Trace before we were finally able to grab our instrument and jam. We must have played for an hour without speaking, without knowing what the other person was playing, without any direction at all. The feeling of the music led us to play, and words weren’t necessary.
When we finished out bottle, I took out my harmonica. The only thing I could play on the thing was the little riff I made up just days earlier. After playing it a few times, Richard and I started adding chords and words. In our drunken and jokingly slumber we started singing

Pink Floyd would reunite, Blind people would regain sight
Things would fall from the sky, If pigs could fly

Dinosaurs would roam the streets, Listening to bodacious beats
Dancing cause they didn’t die, If pigs could fly

Money would grow on trees, Jacksonville would have better weed
Everyone would stay satisfied, If pigs could fly

And thus our first song of the summer was written.

The night was a blur of drinking, playing music, being rained on, until we stumbled to our tents for the night. I didn’t sleep well because the rain began soaking through the bottom of my tent making my pillow and extra blanket soaked, leaving me very cold the entire night. We woke up near dawn and packed out gear while it continued to rain down on us. When going to bed the night before we all left our shoes outside out tiny tents so we would not get them muddy. This was a mistake. Nothing can ruin a morning more than being forced to wear shoes that are soaking wet in almost freezing temperatures of water. Unfortunately my options were wet shoes, or walking through the forest barefoot.

We looked upon our campsite and couldn’t wait to leave. Following the trail down Money Creek we tried desperately to remember the lyrics to the song we wrote the night before. With our clothes soaked, shoes freezing, and gear muddy we set out for civilization and warmth. A few miles down the high way was a small town known as Der Baring. I’m not sure what the population was, but my initial guess would be somewhere around ten. As we drove through Der Baring we saw a sign on a large building (large in comparison to the other four buildings anyway) that read Der Baring Store.

For such a small building, Der Baring Store is packed full of just about everything. It was the grocery store for the town, as well as a restaurant, post office, and National Park Headquarters. Standing in the door way, we thought it might be a good idea to spend some time in the warm building and grab a bite to eat. I have only drunk coffee two times in my life, this was one of them. I really don’t like coffee, but under the circumstances there was nothing better in the world. We spent a good hour attempting to warm ourselves with food and coffee. The cook, Steve, sat with us a bit and asked us where we were from; when we all said we hailed from Jacksonville Florida, his expression of surprise was priceless. We had to explain to him the very long story of how we met in high school, and just happened to all have moved or come to visit the north-west.


We thanked Steve for saving our lives and providing us with food, coffee and shelter for the morning, and left him as big a tip as we could afford. We stepped outside to find that it was still raining, and wasn’t going to stop soon. On the side of Der Baring Store we noticed a detailed, yet humorous, map of Washington. Richard checked it out to find the way back to Seattle while I played my harmonica. He finished his search, and I finished with my song, which I promptly title “The Map Song – The Way.” The drive home was nothing spectacular. My feet were still wet and cold, but we were soon in civilization. The next day Richard and I drove back home to Lewiston, singing our new song along the way.

That night while playing around with my guitar I began writing another new song. This short masterpiece wound up being called “Der Baring Store.”

Your feet are wet, weather from the night before
You keep on shivering till you can’t feel it anymore
If food, shelter, and coffee are what you seek
Then head on just a few miles down past Money Creek.

Out in the mountains where there’s not many folks around
There is a building it’s the biggest one in town
Post office and restaurant it has everything you need
Just ask the cook there his name was Steve.
At Der Baring Store

The rain keeps coming you know it will never stop
Western Washington everything is soaked from the bottom to the top
You can try to escape but you will never get dry
In a little town the warmth will keep you alive.
At Der Baring Store

Within three days of our trip to Money Creek and Der Baring, Richard and I wrote and recorded eight new songs. These would become our latest Memorial Man album entitled “If Pigs Could Fly.” The songs range from real life experiences, fictional stories, improvised jams, and one about the fictional, but great, Buck Rogers. It took us a whole summer to accomplish nothing, but just one short trip to inspire us to write what we consider some of our greatest work. As time passes we wonder if we will ever top what we have done previously, but we somehow always manage to do it. It just takes a little inspiration.


If you want to hear the album, just head to Memorial Man

The very first track on our page is the 21 minute album in its entirety. Each track was recorded live from my basement, by Richard Sheffler and I.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Flood

Florida is nicknamed "The Sunshine State", but it couldn't have been named that by anyone who lives there. Those who live there know it rains all the time, ALL the time. It could be a perfect day, and then out of nowhere a few inches of rain will fall in a matter of minutes. I moved from Jacksonville in January of 08 and have been going to school at LCSC here in Lewiston since. I really love it here, but I miss Florida a whole lot too. I was jamming on my guitar and came up with this little riff and started thinking about the place I worked at and a whole bunch of images started coming to my mind - the train, the swamp, the homeless dude, and the many many car crashes I saw happen on the highway right in front of me. So these lyrics just started coming to me and I wrote a new song.

drifting
a moment on the train
it never seems the same
never see the rain
i dont need it anyway
ride on

swimming
a swamp of another name
it taste like salt and shame
never see the rain
coming like a hurricane
flood on

dancing
a shelter in the drain
hopped up on cocaine
never see the rain
breaking on you everyday
hold on

roaming
on wheels that never change
crash into the grade
never see the rain
all your dreams are washed away
float on

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Baby Blues



I was very bored the other day. Probably spending my time watching tv, when I should have been doing homework. I picked up one of my acoustic guitars that was tuned to open D, meaning that if I strum all the strings open is a D major chord. When I use a slide, it just moves that chord up and down the fret board. But anyway, open tuning and the slide are used a lot for blues so I started jamming a blues riff, and my best friend Lindsey started telling me about her baby online. I started rambling off some random words from the perspective of her baby Kaden. This was what came out of it.

im just a little baby
laying on a pillow
i love my mamma
and my cat chitto

i gotta drink from the bottle
i dont get to choose
and now i wet myself,
ive got the baby blues

people always talking
when im trying to sleep
but ill wake them all up
when im ready to eat

im keepin my mamma up at night
she never gets a chance to snooze
oh please change my diaper
i got the baby blues

got a lot of new clothes
sometimes im dressed like a bear
when im out in public
all the women stare

but i cant do nothin about it
im just a little bit confused
you gotta get this diaper off me
i got the baby blues

i make a lot of faces
yeah i make em every day
my mamma cant get enough of me
she cant believe how much i weigh

ive got a lot of new toys
that i dont even know how to use
oh i smell real bad now
i got the baby blues

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Memorial Man Battles the Zombie Army!

My buddy Richard and I formed our band Memorial Man a couple years ago. We are about to start working on our 4th album currently titled Memorial Man Battles the Zombie Army! It is the story of when Memorial Man was faced against the evil robot zombies that once plagued our planet. When the zombie army first appeared they razed buildings left and right. Memorial Man appeared and destroyed the few robot zombies in attendance. After this first encounter Memorial Man sought out the Robot Elders to discover what was happening. It was there he learned that it was the Elders themselves who had started this horrible devastation. Out numbered nine to one, against the most powerful robots known to man, Memorial Man was forced to flee. Across America, helpless citizens were being squashed, burned, eaten, and some even put into orbit. Memorial Man knew it was up to him to end this zombie army, and he had to act fast........

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

First Day of Class

My first day of class
of my new spring semester
it went by quite fast
we'll see how the rest goes

Had to wake up very early
for me at 9:40 a.m.
I got up in a hurry
and was greeted by my new friend

He jumped up onto me
and we walked around
but as far as I could see
it was time to get out

I walked slowly to class
and bumped into my new roomy
she was walking home fast
in bed she hoped to be

British Literature was first
with a fellow named Okey Goode
he opened the door with a loud burst
as excitedly as he could

The class ran a bit short
but was fun none the less
we only have five book reports
and zero test

International Lit was next
but Claire Davis was not there
we still got an assignment
of which I did not care

Most all of my work will be to read
but I think it can still be fun
pages and pages until my eyes bleed
I can't wait to be done.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

bored

Its 2009
I thought I could rhyme
and entire blog for fun
I hope I can get it done

I moved from Jax a year ago
and time hasn't been going slow
school has been alright
but I see no end in sight

I'm hoping to major in english
but if I had just one wish
it would be to play guitar all the time
but I need a job cause I don't have a dime

I plan to start teaching music soon
guitar lessons teaching rockin' tunes
I've done it before the pay was great
I just hope people want to participate

I'll still probably have to get a job fast
cause my Christmas money isn't going to last
I think I can pay bills this month
though lack of food has turned me into a runt

an extra roommate will make things nice
we can turn up the heat and afford more than rice
she will help me keep things clean
she has the only cat I know who is never mean

but classes should be fun I'm with Victor again
taking piano too but I don't know when
British lit and Literary Analysis
International lit will all bring calluses

but it should be a good semester over all
we will see what happens in the fall
this sums up a brand new blog
from yours truly on a Bards Log

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I am Victor

This is a song about my physics professor, the great Victor G. Kriss.

I am Victor an imaginary force
a quantum anomaly a new light source
I have dark matter coming out of my pores
and I'm not really sure
how to go about opening doors
and tying my shoes has always been a chore
I live in my office but not on the floor

I am Victor and I have a thirst
to discover physics even if it hurts
I wear the most ridiculous shirts
And I think it works
I know how to implode the earth
make a black hole out of the universe
I need to know how much force I can exert

Hello, my name is Victor
and I'm about to blow your mind, then all of mankind
Will know, that my name is Victor
Victor G, Victor G Kriss

I am Victor I have a Phd
I went to EMU and got my masters degree
I could destroy anything but instead I teach
I have my own gravity
I lecture science physics and a bit of history
I don't know why women never ever want to talk to me
I lost where I was so please jog my memory

Hello, my name is Victor
and I'm about to blow your mind, then all of mankind
Will know, that my name is Victor
Victor G, Victor G Kriss