I am Victor

This is a song about my physics professor, the great Victor G. Kriss.

I am Victor an imaginary force
a quantum anomaly a new light source
I have dark matter coming out of my pores
and I'm not really sure
how to go about opening doors
and tying my shoes has always been a chore
I live in my office but not on the floor

I am Victor and I have a thirst
to discover physics even if it hurts
I wear the most ridiculous shirts
And I think it works
I know how to implode the earth
make a black hole out of the universe
I need to know how much force I can exert

Hello, my name is Victor
and I'm about to blow your mind, then all of mankind
Will know, that my name is Victor
Victor G, Victor G Kriss

I am Victor I have a Phd
I went to EMU and got my masters degree
I could destroy anything but instead I teach
I have my own gravity
I lecture science physics and a bit of history
I don't know why women never ever want to talk to me
I lost where I was so please jog my memory

Hello, my name is Victor
and I'm about to blow your mind, then all of mankind
Will know, that my name is Victor
Victor G, Victor G Kriss